Hear the sonorous whimpers of faded dragons groaning the last breath gasps of fallen might and from extinct inglorious days hear now the bitter last hurrays' of the ****** in acrimony they wail like a coeliac new born tis the dampened pained roars of wounded beasts tis the infused grumblings of cantankerous old codgers tis the frustrated drivels of angst ridden underachievers tis the mad morbid utterances of daggle of caged psychopaths tis the snivelling moronic backchats of a hackle of prized cowards tis pent-up furies and irate emotional disparages of unsatisfied wives tis the hot latent lamentations of morose taciturn misery-guts tis the narcissistic forage of the despoiled academician whose diseased beast within syringed narco-fixes in the noises of hallowed codswallops tis the dumb mutterings of idiots tis the inane jabbering runts tis the anodyne venting of ghouls and ghosts the wailing noises of cultists coerced and chained in rebellious hope