Swagtastically spectacular
You are to me
Independent, ebullient, and resilient
Eccentric, inventive, and man-nificent
Beardnificent, intensely dreamy
And gleaming, macho poetic Romeo in motion

You got the most thrilling
And winnable flex that sends me
Into a thousand shining wonderlands
Emanating with captivating enchantment
Warm, rock-hard arms, cosmic chocolate chest
Perfect prominent neck, broad show-stopping shoulders
Sleek, sweet-smelling abs, you grab my focus

You give me the sweetest blissful vibes
You take me for a wildly magical ride
To a vibrant, mystical paradise
Where I escape into your rich
Exuberant earthiness
Travel the roadmap
Of your unmatchable masculine thighs
With my shiny supreme fingers
Put my hands all over your thick tattooed back

Boy, you got me so **** rapt
You got me wanting to go
All the way with you
Dive fragrant fascinating fineness
Embrace your vast, powerful muscles
Lie with you, fly with you
Feel you in my system
Blowing smoke in my treasure trove

You envelop me in your hotness
Your astonishingness, your chocolateness
You send me into a mesmeric
Dopacetic diabetic coma
In your delicious, distinctive aroma
I can’t come back to reality
Because I am impossibly
Sauced on your marvelously
Mouthwatering rarity