there's many a night
I could have done a moonlight
skipped out on paying the rent,
plotted up somewhere in a tent,

but a tent's a bit naff
can't go out on the pull
and take someone back
to that sort of gaff
plus
I like my home comforts
like bars on the windows and
bolts on the doors
sensors on the ceiling and
pressure pads on the floor
what more could a person want.