I love iris smith We knew each other at vinnies I remember back in 2005 When Sydney played west coast I was for the east Iris was for the west East was then But next year it was the west I ribbed her first year But next it was her time But enough about footy Iris was a really nice lady She made scones And she loved flowers She had a giant family And I am sure they passed Through the vinnies door Once in a while