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May 2022
Aneta Corsaut's lost ***-appeal
Mark Zuckerberg: Your FACEBOOK account promotes war atrocities. These promotions will be the basis for the shredding of your soul as the late Andy Griffith returns to American television. In this series, purportedly the first since his death, Andy plays a corpse being embalmed by 2 incompetent undertakers who mistakenly use caustic lye soda instead of formaldehyde as embalming fluid. You should see Andy's face turn black as the solution ulcerates through his veins. Ed Asner appears as Andy's executor. The decaying Don Knotts is briefly featured as a filler in a can of NestlΓ© Purina's Alpo. The plot unfolds quickly as dead Helen Crump, the luscious, rotting actress Aneta Corsaut, keeps her big mouth shut for once.
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