He is an unbelievable beguiling pressure
The rarest incomparable prodigy
An extraordinary delight to behold
Every move he makes is an incredible flex
With his snappingly handsome eyes

He attracts me to his exceedingly wondrous pleasures
A pure and peerless gem he is to me
Singularly scintillating, stylish, and elegant
Spectacular as a glassy, transparent gem
His lips full and sensual

His beard is shiny, strong, and beardtastic
Teeming with immeasurable magic
I want to breathe his machoness into my existence
Become wonder-stricken, enblissed, and
Bewitched by his electrifying delightfulness