Someone told me that taking ******
is good for aligning the Chakras,
I think they were sending me up.

when innocence becomes a nonsense
because you've read the Kama Sutra
ah
but I've also read the Beano and the Dandy
and the Topper and Bunty, oh no, not
Bunty, but I was tempted,

and I always saw ******
as a massive waterfall,
I must have cataracts
I'll need to get them done.