When a bold catholic man
stands up to thieving *******
and tells them where to go
he becomes a chauvinist pig

when an offended catholic man
tells an errant betrothed
think twice for I'm not having that
he becomes a monster

when a reluctant catholic man
says to a pestilent suitor
leave me alone for I have no feelings for you
he becomes a mean domineering lover

when a moral catholic man
refuses to be baited and teased
by amoral women and simpletons in skirts
he becomes a gay male

when a self respecting catholic man
refuses to be bullied and intimidated
by odious provocateurs and frustrated *******
they conclude insanely he wants a Muslim bride