I am crushing considerably on him
His dashing dancing of light
Draws me into the sight
Of his unrivaled sublimeness
His shining brightness

I desire to taste his fragrant, juicy, and manly lips
Lap his matchless magical mustache
His titillating caramel cheeks
The heavenly incandescence of his eyes
Attracts me to his palace of passionateness

I submerge in his jazziness and fashionableness
His immaculate aesthetic adjectives
His glorious, adored metaphors
Scenic supreme similes streaming through his limbs
He bewitches me with his blissfulness
His tatted ecstatic majesty

I am wildly swivel-eyed
How he holds me so boldly and emotively
Speaks slamming slang on my feverish flesh
Makes me wish to undress and caress him
Gape at the extraordinary wonders of his galaxy

So massively picturesque and statuesque
An intriguingly dream-filled prince
A seamless sententious swan
I long for him to be in my arms
I need his incredible precious love
To bleed all over my remarkably responsive flesh