I think we both were trying to see,
just how long we could live
without each other.
The answer is two days, and
I feel I shall be supported when
I say, let's not do this again.

No matter how, why, where or when
I don't think my heart can stand the loss,
and my future husband better not give a
toss about you joining us on our honeymoon
(You can bring your own man along to spoon)
for without you I'd surely swoon and stare
longingly at the moon, leaving him
to enjoy the nuptial bed in singularity.
I require my beautiful blonde to bring me clarity.

**** it, I'm trying to say I miss you.