He was the worst **** star in the world
his thinking ability had the pace of a snail
and in the first movie he ever made
someone had to show the man how

You could not even say action on the set
for it would ensure a nervous twitch
and if a clapper clapped, he'd need a number two
he was one awkward son of a btch

You may say hey why employ a man like that
are you and your production team crazy
and in a breath of nonchalant's they'd whisper back
hell no my dear friend, just additionally lazy  

Well the bill boards say
The C*ck That Got Away
and the money is pouring in good and swell
for the worst **** star in the world



By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris