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Mar 2022
BEFORE ZEUS COMES BACK

I thought that you could shoot them all but you can't 'cause they got
bullet-proof vests & they can go super-fast in cop cars full of gas &
they're with ***** from their past in marriages that are bound to last.
Donna & I paddled creamy clam soup really fast at the soup factory
where all cream-soup paddler positions are union-contracted to last.
โ€œWhere are my gerbils?โ€ Christine asked Mark. โ€œI don't know but I
just saw old Richard Gere limp out of here.โ€; โ€œOh no! Do you think
that he inserted my gerbils up into his **** for ****** excitement?โ€;
โ€œLook out Chrissy! He's going to force 3 very large dogs up there!โ€
It was your sassy face that I punched in the face just in case, in case
you could not face the stupid disgrace of being punched in the face.
It was your pretty face that I punched in the face just in case, just in
case you refused to face the sad disgrace of me punching you in the
face 'cause I adore you 100 times more than God adores Lord Jesus
because He didn't stop the mad crucifixion which was calculated to
thoroughly debase & displease us. It is a fact that is sadder than the
****** of Bernard McCullough who's better known as Bernie Mac.
Kim enjoyed Mexican ****** *******, but only when she was in
Mexico. When she was flying over Paraguay she didn't give a ****.
Senile Joe, I'll bend over & grab my ankles if you want to chew my
lard-*** Caribbean ****** out! No, I don't wanna do that. I want 15
scoops of creamy vanilla fudge-nut ice cream with lots of ice cream
& I want sick-*** Jill to jump up & down on my senile, chewed-out
*** 80 million times before I crap-out & die chin-deep in baby guts.
I threw bread to a bird that hit his head. It must have been the stone
that I baked in the raw dough that smashed his stupid bird *** dead.
I've read the books about hairy porter & the necromancy in them &
about when he was buried alive by 3 gym teachers & he was forced
at the end of the first book to put turds on a wedding cake & then 2
weeks later he became the โ€œwifeโ€ in a ****** marriage. I adored his
naked ****** after he learned the hard way to keep all public ******
& private ****** entirely separate while he was doing charity work
in insane asylums because the ****** nut-jobs in them are so crazy.
At Shek O Beach in Hong Kong let us tag along like hags in thongs
crooning โ€œTian Mi Miโ€ & 7 dozen other lovely Teresa Teng songs.
Monday night in old Hong Kong we will smoke a ***** ****'s clap-
wrecked ******* with Henry Miller's ***** clone crone Erica Jong.
Friday morning in cold Hong Kong we'll stroke an oily ****'s clap-
ridden **** bone like Henry Miller's *****-lovin' clone Erica Jong.
Each day I must talk down to amputees, especially the legless ones.

June's early life was ruined by tragedy. By the age of 24 she had accidentally eaten her parents & twin brother in a โ€œcannibal accident.โ€ By age 30 her left leg fell off. She learned to drive the following year with the help of a cannibal.
๐‘บ๐’–z๐™ฎ ๐™ฑ๐ž๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐’š
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