I am looking for a room in your house to rent. My passions are fondling midgets & raising nests of king cobras that I'll keep in my room. If they do escape don't move quickly or make eye-contact because their venom will **** you deader than a bag of hammers in under 3 minutes.

A cabbage farmer loved a carrot farmer & every day at 6 they made
sweet homosexual love in a small bowling alley that was closed for
Kwanzaa. 1 day there was a lousy earthquake & they were smashed
to death & so whenever I pass a small bowling alley during the fine
Kwanzaa holiday I think about those 2 homosexual lovers & then I
forget about them for 2 minutes while I adjust my micro-bikini bra.