I see a giraffe, wearing a tie Also a hat, with a monocled eye And clocks all around it, at various times Mostly ten to five, for reasons sublime
It hang on a wall, by a small table As i quaffed more cider, of which i was able As music echoed around the bar As i awaited my chariot, to take me afar
I noticed the walls, were a lush dark bluish green A stage by the door, on which one day, i may be seen And curiously quirky lights, hanging from the walls As i awaited my carriage, with its klaxon calls
So i sit here still waiting, with my third half cider And think of a spider, that wriggled inside her As other curiosities of quirkiness, enter my head As my imagination wanders, so easily fed
Yet food for thought, does not fill the belly My head is not entertained, by watching the telly Home spun yarns meanwhile, and fairy lore Teases, and tantalises, like never before