Needles fell from a spruce tree onto a kitty that had been torn apart
by little squirrels that were poisoned by the farmer's wife who often
strayed from her marital bed to get it on with Eb, the hired hand 12
weeks per year in the privacy of Sam Drucker's General Store when
Sam was in Chicago getting it on in stall number eight in the Man's
Country Bath House with gay Barry Soetoro who is often known as
Barack Obama: “hubby” to a post-surgical “gal” with “man hands.”