Hail the pantheon of the dimwits
from whence rings the wisdoms of *****
claiming parodies of second guessing
in aforethought projections

Hail the unconscious imbeciles
foraging refuse from common dumps
as illuminating guiding thoughts
remotely worthy of contemplation

Hail the confederation of cretins
the 'if you really know you wouldn't do'
that they do because they are inconse