Through the lens I view the world in its glory There are no fakes here It’s the real story As it beckons me forward And takes my hand I gloriously enter The optical land Snapping away Fast and slow This inglorious ******* reveals What the people need to know I am the watcher The stalker in the dark Hiding behind dustbins And the trees in the park I’m hated and despised It’s the nature of the beast In a world so hypocritical Through the headlines they feast The truth is all I’m selling And I know im no one’s fan But you’ll never ever stop me working I was born a paparazzi man