Been there
seen that
worn it
torn it
ate it

wait, it
doesn't have to be this way
Facebook's not the only way
to see the world
but it's free
and it always will be
if you don't mind watching
those adverts that go on
and..

...go on, do yourself a favour
buy a National Newspaper,

(not the one with the page three bits
notice how I said bits instead of ****)
I must be getting old.