I was down there on Cheapside
and believe me, nothing's cheap,
Oxford street does not lead
to Oxford and quite frankly
Blackfriars is grey,

and
through the cracks which Cohen assured us were there
is an air of mal de mer.

I'm busy getting on with it,
She pops in now and again
to see
if I am getting on with it,

I've got getting on with it
down to a fine art.