Now they're telling me that they can make a purse out of a sow's ear, aye, says I, but is the wool worsted or are you using silk?

At times it feels like I'm in a soap and the main character is blowing bubbles and at other times it only seems like I feel that way,

thankfully, and I say that in the full knowledge that later I shall be
as squiffy as a squire,
it's Friday and time to forget
it's Friday and time to forget.