Passed down family recipe
from the woebegone
freshly manufactured daily without fail
natural home grown ingredients sourced from accustomed pits
fertilised in envious surroundings
best cesspits and organic muck and manure
by proven certified growers with a lifetime of personal experience
our deranged expert Western manufacturers
the retrograde new age sheep of modern Animal Farm
baying and baba-baaing power to the sheep
a parody of irony lost in a riddle of mystery aligned to delusions
and we see their lamentations
and how they starve from poverty of common sense
and cremate truths to praise ignorance
and see black in black and right in white
and the shame of their guilt leaks their woes
a fertile source of grieves for the woebegone
born into the family businesses
the best and biggest retailer of woes are us
but we give it out for free