Fame at last
celebrity status
far from the ***** hoi polloi
and
the dime a dozen hacks
make it up as they limp along
canon fodders digestive
to soothe the gall
log stuck firmly in their eyes
but they strain
to remove the invisible speck
in our eyes
in spot light we know
the unwashed can never have fame
because there are so lame
ah poor poor
double whammy low down
on the downed low
mediocrity is a commons' problem