• How to make the best scrambled eggs [pepper ‘n love] • How to improve Scrabble scores [suffixes are our friends] • How to buy a house [budget before sealing the deal] • How to think like Leonardo Da Vinci [infectious curiosity and commitment]
But despite the obscene amount of time, I spend scouring and scrolling, I can’t seem to stumble upon, The part of the Internet, That has the instructions, To keep your heart happy, While keeping my mind sane.
Perhaps the sadness and insanity, Will be a welcome change, Allowing us to rediscover each other, In the most honest light.