So the
definitely-not-Mensa materials
ineptly put papyrus to pen
and scrawled brilliant drivels
gifting us the benefits of their opinions
bravo to hogwash twaddle  and crap
jolly ode to trivial pursuits
and quite certainly informative
for how else will we know
the disadvantage and dumb
can actually read and scrabble and vent
as we have our Office do's in the back garden
or just simply laugh at them
and tell them to lump it
cause that's their lot
hard cheese plebs blah blah blah
anyone for more G and T