i was walkin across centrsl park one night when all a suddenly was 75,000 green berets charging

with bayonets flashing in the moonlight screaming "death to da hippie dog jeffrey, death to da hippie dog jeffrey!"

what chumps!

but!!!!!!

i ALMOST felt compassion for them which woulda distracted an thus kilt me

but i overcome

there was a burst a light from inside

an i continued walkin home

lettin them was responsible take it if they chose to