my pet dogs name is mike his temper it his bad
when he sees the post man he goes really mad
chased him on his bike bit in the ***
postman couldnt move his little *** went numb

i took mikes bike away locked it my shed
now when he sees the post will have to run instead
chased the nieghbours cat from the house next door
cat it lost his temper and scratched him with claw

only thing to do take him out at night
when every ones asleep not a soul in sight
the postman will be happy wont get bit no more
and the nieghbours cat can live peace once more