So at the  plebeians' assembly
of the Confederacy of filchers and extortionists
in gainsay association with red-faced scientist
pointy hats sleepers and conscripted cowered populace
are proud to state
that we are all being led by our long and short noses
in our controlling odyssey
we are proud to be controlled to control what we cannot
really control
we celebrate making bad choices and blaming
those that get it right
yipee we are in control