He gave it a yo-man’s try But democracy can’t be allowed to die Because of that loser’s great big lie And there’s no need to wonder why Because the majority of us deserve it We must do all we can to preserve it Despite the efforts of those who misserve it Doing their best to unnerve it
He did everything he could To steal the election knock on wood But it didn’t do him any good Cos he lost anyhow understood? Now he tells a lie that gets repeated About why it is that he got defeated Which is all the more reason that he got heated And claimed that the other side cheated
Before the race even began He claimed that the fix was in Though incumbents usually win Challengers do now and then And that was the case in this race The incumbent was the one who lost face Going down in utter disgrace Having soundly been replaced
Those in the know can detect The former President’s a primary suspect And he’s a nervous wreck Which boggles one’s intellect So much for democracy When it’s us against the oligarchy All the rest is pure malarkey Like the drumming of Richard Starkey