It was the warm month of December,
And I decided to go for a swim,
I took all my clothes off,
Everyone's eyes were grim.

I jumped off into the warm waters,
And when I woke up,
It was you and me on this simple boat,
Having the time of our lives.

"Do you have a stereo on this boat?", I asked you,
And your reply was mute.
I decided to enjoy the silence,
And your beauty was simply astute.

When we landed ashore,
I searched in my pockets,
I found two coins, somewhere deep,
"I won't need these where I'm going!",
So I gave them as a tip.

I gently waved goodbye to you,
My wonderful companion,
And I'm off to enjoy what's out there,
In this wonderful mystical carriage.