In the words of a poet on a great Paris street The man shuffled and danced by just moving his feet Then he uncorked a bottle of Bordeaux red And walked around with two glasses balanced on his head The crowd gasped and screamed with bated alarm As he placed a white napkin over his arm He then spied two lovers arm in arm at a table Stretched up for the two glasses while flashing his navel He poured the red wine with aplomb and such grace Then watch a broad smile cover each lovers face His job was done by just moving his feet So he shuffled and danced down a great Paris street