Wow, You're such a ******* idiot

With your sweet remarks
And your nice attitude
I always wonder when we'll start
But then you go and act all rude

Your terms of endearment
And gentle physical gestures
Throw me for a loop
And keep me guessing

Please don't call me tootse
Please don't call me doll
Definitely don't call me baby
It's unfair and makes me fall

While you stay up high
Smoking on your hash oil
Inviting me over to share
Is now a time of toil

It's very confusing
And hurtful to me
When you act so amusing
And then don't care if I leave

You're the nicest guy
You're the hottest guy
But when it comes to love
You sure are shy

I'll never understand you
I wish I could stop wanting you
But I don't think that'll ever happen
Even when you make me blue

My self esteem is shattered
Thinking you'll never want me
All my thoughts are scattered
I wish you would set me free

But no, you're just a little boy
Inside that hard exterior
You play with me like a toy
And then I feel inferior

I wish you could just go away
And I could rid myself of you
My love would then slowly stray
Won't you get a clue?