How to get him to yes Is anyone’s guess But nevertheless We’ll do our best To try to persuade Him to keep what he made As his word starts to fade Though it’s still on parade
How to get him to yes And have him bless What’s transgressed into a mess I must confess Is becoming a chore Cos he keeps wanting more And it’s hard to keep score As he is to ignore
How to get him to yes From wanting much less Than our largesse at its best Without having to regress Is a conundrum An sort of secundum Where the prospect is glum That we need to run from
How to get him to yes Is no contest Cos he’s just a pest And I do not jest Whose sole ambition Is to change his position While he has us fishing He’s on his mission