I love you. I really do. Honestly and cross my heart. You’re my sweetie sugar Baby. And I’m thrilled to be with you. I don’t care about your money, I’m just glad you have a lot. It means we can do special things And eat in fancy places And you will know much I love you. It means that we can travel To exotic destinations And I can show you how I never notice other young men, And how faithful I will always be.
I love you so much, Pookie Pie, I really, really, truly do. You mean everything to me I don’t care about your mansion It’s just a place to hang the Couture clothing that you’ll buy me. I won’t even see the maid And the Gorgeous Spanish pool boy. My eyes will only be on you Especially as you buy the jewels I didn’t have to ask for. I hear the rumors and the whispers About why we are together; But I say poo-poo to them You’re my sugar boo-boo-baby. As long as you are happy spending, You will know that I love you. ljm
A gold Digger is a special kind of Huckster - She is selling herself in the most persuasive (and expensive) way. This is part of BLT's Merriam Webster Word of the Day challenge.