when a scotsman wore a kilt myth was truly born
they say underneath nothing else is worn
it must really awkward on winters night
when the frosts about and it begins to bite

we may never know if under pants are worn
or if he is just the same as the day that he was born
so we keep on guessing is it true or not
is there nothing underneath.   just showing of the lot

is there nothing underneath is it all on show
is just a myth will we ever know