Just because you're as cool as a cucumber
doesn't mean we can't heat you up
just because you are so effing self possessed
doesn't mean we can't destabilize you
just because you're so highly intelligent and smart
doesn't mean we can't dumb you down
just because you're so blooming self-assured
doesn't mean we can't undermine you
just because you're so decent and charismatic
doesn't mean we can't smear you
the whole point dear Mr Shining Potentate
is to overwhelm you
make you feel every ******* body is against you
we want to wear you down
chip away at you
exhaust you mentally and psychologically
put negative stuff in your head
demoralize you and isolate
let you down and disappoint you at every turn
make you feel worthless and small
OK I get the drift
but when you can bring me Dolly Payton
yes, I like a bit of **** older
when you can bring me Nicki Minaj
wow talk about hot hottie
when you can bring me that Chopra whatever
we're talking Eastern promise here
when you can bring me Aleasha Dixon and Maya Jama
Now listen, all these ladies must all come together
and be ready able and absolutely willing
when you can do this
then all your 'just because' this and 'doesn't mean we can't'
is mere pipe dreams and low grade zero delusions
we mock such as you all
do you honestly think Prince Andrew is losing any sleep
has he lost weight or going around looking drawn and worried
go figure