His straightness is so stimulating
I find myself stuck in his massive maze
Incapable of breaking away
He is an eruption of bursting enchantment
My mind swirls in a dreamworld
Of heavenly happiness
Take in the shining sights
Of his manliness
Fall into uncharted wonderments
Hypnotize his tide
Elevate your nation
Make his thick, solid sea creature
Explode ******* magic