I have a theory About conspiracy theorists' query That our lizard queen Living on a flat earth, as seen Do flat-earthers, Furthermore furthers That believe in a heaven, or a hell Are these places, flat as well? And are we so brainwashed We cannot see, our vision kiboshed That we are also flat Somehow magically, just like that Is the lizard queen Not a human being Is actually from an alien race That look like Corgis, with a dog face And that all of this, is an illusion That proffers no simple conclusion Just asking Not multi-tasking