Is it safe now?

To me,
because me mean a lot to me,
it's the only me I've got.

Although
it has been said,
that I need my head examining,
like
someone put a spanner in the works,
but as long as everything works
they can leave my head alone.

And it's almost
Christmas,
time for
baby Jesus
babybel cheeses,
mince pies and egg nog
and that's just for breakfast

a pity Christmas day doesn't last for longer than four cases of Strongbow, but I know it doesn't.