Court has commenced Everyone is in court and the Jury is all set to begin Grandmas Lawyer’s is ready Santa is representing himself holding steady The Judge has entered the court and the proceedings give begin in the gravel Grandma is on the witness stand and sworn in The Prosecutor asked Grandma to identify Santa in the room, and she points on the right Grandma gives her testimony on what happened on the day in question I had Egg Nog with a touch of Alcohol for the Winter cold for warmth before going out Grandma explained as she walking, she was caught by surprise and run over by Santa’s Reindeers and Sleigh The Prosecutor then responds to Grandma that she wasn’t alert in her right mind Grandma’s Lawyer responds with an outburst bullying the witness Judge responds with over ruled The Prosecutor asks Grandma, Did you hear any jingle or bells in warning? Grandma abruptly responded with NO The Prosecutor then responds with, Grandma, I hope you don’t mind me calling you that, “You said you had Egg Nog with Alcohol to keep warm If you were drinking that meant you were probably unstable Where were you going? Grandma stated, I was going to the store to pick up food and Soda’s for the Family get together on Christmas The Prosecutor reminded that there were no witnesses and just you in the circumstance You wasn’t sober, have no idea into whether you were run over by Santa’s Reindeers or a car The Hospital records indicate that you were in fact intoxicated There is no evidence that proves Santa and his Reindeer are at fault It is now Santa’s turn to question Grandma Do you have any personal feelings against Santa? Grandma abruptly suggested, NO Your remarks seem to state, that you are the one in question Intoxication Santa stated, I don’t drink, and always remain sober at all times The shoe now is on the other foot The Judge asks the Jury to deliberate their verdict The Jury made their verdict as Santa and his Reindeers are innocent There was no doubt because of strong evidence Grandma needs to understand to be sob er and alert when going out At the moment, appraisal from everyone in the court, but of course, Grandma was upset with the verdict Grandma has a Drinking bout Santa was cleared of all charges Judge’s Gravel Court Adjoined