My One True Love Maria Downs,
I Love You And No Other Girl,
So When The Girls In Your Hairdressing Class At College Said Your Boyfriend Is Sat With Bev,
Remember What I Told You At The Bus Stop?
When We Were Snuggling And I Was Kissing Your Neck?
I Said I Had Missed You All Day?
And You Turned And Said What The Girls Had Said?
Remember I Looked You In The Eyes And Said; It's You I Love?
Then I Went Back To Snuggling And I Was Kissing Your Neck Again?
And You Kissed Me With A Cosmic Kiss That Knocked My Socks Off,
When We Were Sat Kissing On The Bus Together,
We Were LOVERS,
We Were LOVERS,
We Were LOVERS.