They come in hordes to ****-swing
quite a platform to behold
binoculars are flying of the shelves
or else you will see nothing
a wag in the seat centre front row
chimed rather loudly
can see nowt ain't nothing swinging
a compere appeared
ladies and gents don't be disappointed
these men on stage
may not pack a punch or even a pouch
but know by jove
they all can write such whoppers of royal poetry