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Oct 2021
I have never eaten at or from
McDonalds so that gives me
the right to say nothing good
about it.           Ryan O’Leary.

             Comments.

What age is this Ryan O’Leary?

Does he know what he's missin?

Bet he’s been in prison all his
miserable life!!

Sounds Irish, perhaps there
are no Mc’s over there!

Mc, is Irish you dumb ****!

Sometimes they use Mac in
Ireland, it might be MacDonalds?

Over there they call it MickDonalds.

It could be that he is illiterate!

He might have no teeth and drinks
soup all the time.

Bet he’s one of them funny Catholics
who eats fish on Fry Day.

You're ****** bag man, Friday is
not spelt with a pan of hot fat, ****.

He might have been born premature
and is on intravenous all his life!

Bet he's a Paddyphile and is under
house arrest for life not allowed out.

You ******* it is not spelt like that
it is Pedifile.

He might be in Australia with Kelly
bucket on his head, can’t eat Big Mac's.
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
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