Unlike most the mail thats filled with annoying **** like bills and DNA results this one stood out for some odd reason.
The name seemed familar the invite was a wedding better known as a stand up funeral a gathering of hopeful women and hung over men.
But what called to my eyes like a driver parked at a catholic schoolgirl
cross walk on a windy day was a true statement of sheer beauty.
Open bar gonzo didnt know much but he knew he had a busted toaster and a bruised liver and purpose a of which I never truley do understand.
This gathering was promising many women of which had no idea
I was a total *** were here.
This crowd included many types
large small young old cross eyed lazy eyed and even **** eyed
but no time for foreplay children.
The bar was calling yet for some reason we had to sit through this
wedding **** who the hell comes to this stuff to watch such sappy ****
the bride walked down the isle in white face covered dear lord
she couldnt be that ugly hey wheres the guy who sells penuts and beers.
I sat for hours in agony waitting to meet with my open
bar mistress like some hot **** women waiting behind a
locked door so willing calling to Gonzo.
come drink me drink me hard you drunk ******* im so wet
and refreshing get your minds outta the gutter.
When the man who seemed to be the cult leader finally shut up the
groom finally pulled back that veil thingy like a bad episode of ****** doo to reveal the woman underneath it.
I was shocked to see a familar face hey i remember her
Kathy, Susan ,Rebecca,Something yes when in doubt always shout
out every name you can think.
that way you appear either a total ***** or if your wearing a helmet
*******.
I had left mine at home selfish ***** of a brother just had to have it
Gonzo what if I fall down from a seisure ****** man duck tape a pillow to your head.
the ******* aside finally came a true moment of true brillance the bar the bar where the **** was the bar!
Like a child being told santa wasnt coming this christmas
cause daddy got busted selling drugs to the same undercover cop again
dad wasnt bright something inside hurt deep as tears welled up from
my shallow heart.
then she appeared Sara, Rabeca ,Susan,Eunice what did it matter really?
Gonzo are you hurt?
You know how much I care for you always.
Yeah not enough to have a open bar Tabitha,Elieen ,Bathsheba,Drew,Elliot ****** woman whatever your name is.
Really you selfish woman what do you think just cause it's your wedding its all about you and this oversized bodybuilder who appears
very unhappy dam you network tv for canceling american gladiators
Like any true man would do faced in the same situation.
I kissed the bride for old times sake kicked the groom in the ***** and ran for the boreder i'll miss you Susan,Kat,Jessica ****** woman whatever your name is.
As i sit at the pub deep in reflection as jack ask's me so what will
you miss about her the most you crazy ******* a chicken tucked under his arm but I seldom cared to meet his new girlfriends.
Yes after deep thought and many wild turkeys.
It finally came to me ya know jack it's probaly the free ***.
yes i was gonnna miss Rabecca,Susan,Samantha,Kat, Beth,Baths,
Becky,Tarzan,Eunice,Cheeta, Taylor,Elivis,Ladyy Ga Ga whats here name cheers to ya darlin.
Love John, Elliot ,Chris,Jack,Gary,My Chemicle Imbalance,Obama,
Bob, JD,Drew ,Goldie,whatever the hell my name is.
Stay Crazy Gonzo
Dedicated to a friend of mine thats getting married
she always said gonzo why dont ya write about me?
well be careful what ya ask for.
Cheers and good luck my friend