Did you commit a crime?
When to court?
And got convicted rightly so for it.

Why?
Went behind bars you're complaining?

I can't get the phone?
They got rules to adhere similar to a free society that was governing you.

I miss my family.
Sound good but you miss them more, now you've been label a classic fool.

I miss my kids.
Well, really?
Then think about the episode that places you where you now serving time?

The food is not good.
Well, why should it really be?
You had better options when you were free?

Some guards/officers are mean. Similar to those friends that might have placed you there.