In my mind's eye I've already taken my brittle phone, grasped it longways and slammed it repeatedly upon the edge of my desk.
My beautiful mind's eye, It shows me the gruesome satisfaction of so many bittersweet actions that I dare not take.
Even as I write this. As I live and breathe. How wondrous it would be, free of this digital monarchy. How magnificent a scene; my cell phone split in twain. But.. Alas, nary a second would pass, we're I to destroy this rectangular glass, without me wondering if all was well.
Maybe once my family is dead, Or maybe not so dramatic... Maybe if I get a land line instead... Then I could relish the taste of destroying something I truly do hate.