It’s a female’s world. Well, for emus it is. Once her egg's been laid, The rest of the work is HIS. Her mate, who's already built Their nest, sits on the eggs And barely even gets to Rise to stretch his legs. He doesn't even drink, Eat, or leave the nest. His only nourishment Is morning dew at best. Meanwhile, the female Doesn't hesitate To say good-bye to her beau And look for another mate. After the eggs have hatched, The male takes care of the chicks By teaching them how to perform The usual emu tricks, Such as how to eat And how to socialize With all the other little Emu girls and guys. Soon the process will start All over again. I wonder if he envies The life of an emu hen.