Santa is getting ready,

I've been good but just in case,
will Santa accept an I O U?

An optimist and a polygamist
bump into an optometrist,
I wonder if that's a joke.

Hey
it's Monday
what did you expect?

well, I guess
Michelangelo on Chapel Radio
wasn't available,

Whaddaya mean that's not what you mean?

I know what I mean
and I mean it's Monday
what did you expect?