It was '..one giant leap for mankind'
and then we left that thought behind
and carried on as we did before,
Something was in the water
but
it was definitely not the future,
probably chlorine,

and we came back to earth with a bump,
'one lump or two, Vicar?'

we're
as sick as a
parrot
stuck in a cage
or fish in the fryer
crying with rage,

it'll get better
they assure me of this
I tell 'em all
to **** orf.