By The Ordained Order of Divine Providence as codified in The Divine Rights Article 001 originated and ratified by The Omnipotent Divine Creator in Final and Absolute Terms
I do hereby declare as a Bona Fide Prince attested and accredited as stated above that both my regal head and mind has Divine Diplomatic Immunity from any Let or Hindrance, harm or assaults or any injurious designs by common cheap insidious miscreants and reprobates either pale or dark. By Divine Ordination it has been codified and Divinely sanctioned that no Evil or any of its rabid festering infernal associates will ever have any power or jurisdiction over this Regal Prince
It is recognized that the denounced and condemned forces of Evil will try, as its their wont to attack the Anointed, even the Son of The Divine Creator was tested, they failed as they always do, for they have been vanquished from the beginning of Time and so it will always be.
It is noted that miscreants, slave Traders and hapless minions are as always agitated and in anodyne insurgency, histrionic with envy and seared by the Light, brilliance, wisdom and sublimity of the Prince. The Rejects of Armageddon will always stew in their pains and miseries and their heinous recourse is destruction, mischief-making reprehensible harbinger of sorrow and darkness. But, from them its comes and to them it returns via the same darkness that consumes them.
I am a Bona Fide Prince By The Ordained Order of Divine Providence as codified in The Divine Rights Article 001
Satire, written for a dear friend, a man in a million Hahaha....hahaha........off with his head, come on comrade Solidarity, lets get him to the Tower, he's taking the mickey....hahaha