Lars X. Huberdike was a proud Norwegian even though his parents were mentally-******* Pygmies. 1 day, as he fried a salty neighbor, Franklin Roosevelt had ****** congress with 2 maids & then began ailing from painful polio which was something else while fat Harry Truman knocked furiously on a porch window with a boiled bag of mice, like the mice that taxi drivers throw-up on at ***** weddings in Chicago before Al Capone became a race-riot man in the thirties.